THE CLOWN SCARE OF 2016: PANIC OR PREMONITION?
“Was it mere coincidence that we started to see scary orange haired buffoons everywhere?”
RUSSIAN SANCTIONS: A MODEST PROPOSAL
Oligarchs like good food, sunshine, and strippers who don't wipe their asses with their fingers.
EERILY PRESCIENT: THE TRUMP POST-PRESIDENCY—YES, IT CAN GET WORSE
(Originally published June 2020).
If history and the polls are any gauge, 2021 will begin with Donald Trump pulled from the Oval Office like a blood-gorged tick from a cat’s ear—gently, so his head doesn’t break off and cause infection.