“In 1933 people were not fooled by propaganda. They voted for a leader who openly disclosed his plans in great clarity.”

“Texas believed its own bullshit.”

There is no impending catastrophe so obvious we can’t ignore it.

Never go on stage after a dinosaur.

“Evolution, like universal gravitation, is just a theory—so if stones don’t fall up when you drop ’em, pray on it!”

“But I don’t want a gun.”

Sorry, America!

Be there, and never again feel compelled to silence when your hipster friends act smart!

Jackie’s European polish and effortless grace serve only to emphasize her husband’s OG Ivy League awkward charm.

Please read and consider the last days of this soldier of the 28th Connecticut.

The ideal of feminine beauty, were she five and a half feet tall, would have had a twelve inch waist, four foot legs, and a pair of Zeppelins which when passing overhead would have thrown a small town into total eclipse.

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“Fascism is back.”

Not to suggest for a moment that Amazon is a soulless monolith nourished by the tears of authors and indie publishers. . .

The answer may surprise you! But maybe not.

Anthony “Tony Mooch” Scaramucci. . .suggested that Steve “Do Not Resuscitate” Bannon was capable of autofellation.

“You’ve done the Lord’s work today,” he says in his oily midwestern AM radio voice. “And you will be richly rewarded.”